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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Chaptzem! Caption Contest - Back by popular demand
























Post your caption to this picture.

Comments:
There's a M.Finkel apology letter out there and there's no debate here as far as its legitimacy? How is this picture more newsworthy?

 

let's get a picture together, you wear my hat and I'll wear yours.

 

Vat rrrrrrrrrrrrrr u, a Zoli orrrrrrrrrrr an arrrrrrrroinie??

 

The Gerrer Rebbe said that we are not even alowed to walk together in the street --nevermind sit next to each other in a car --how come these people disobeyed him??

 

Succas in Brooklyn... Only in America kids... only in America!

 

shmekidik you are one sick, sick, sick fellow.

I feel sorry for your friends, family and acquantences.

 

Shmekidik you are anti-Chasidus. Stop generalizing. You sound so shallow and Chasidus is too good for you. Stick to your beepers and phones. You are probably one of those manager types that can't see past their palm pilot.

 

To Shmekidik:

If you are so in tune to how people/things smell from a photo- you could be working for the FBI or some other detective organization and making a bundle every minute instead of wasting time posting.

Can you tell about Midos from a photo too? Your Midos stink, and noone needs your picture for that.

Get some analysis to figure out why you are so hateful, and anger management. You'll be much happier.

 

chaptzem, if you dont put on comments without approving them first, then how did shmekedik get his on to begin with, it is disgusting?!

 

Assuming this is in Eretz HaKodesh:

"My brother and I"

 

which one do you think i should take?

 

Shmekidik

YOU SOUND LIKE ONE OF THE STARS IN THE AWFULLY WRITTEN BOOK "UN-CHOSEN" UN-HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU"LL PROBABLY END UP COMMITING SUICIDE OR BECOMING A BALL-TSHUVAAH IN 20 YEARS FROM NOW...........

 

Shmekidik - just because you go to shul, it does not make you frum. Your attitude says some Teshuvah is in order for you. These thoughts you share show that you do not have Ahavas Yisroel. Quite honestly, it sounds as if you are obsessed with body odors, body builders and clothes. Maybe you are a closet gay.

 

Anon 8:39 pm, all of us need teshuvah so stop attacking shmekidik . If you look at the important part of what he is saying, it isn't bad at all. number one, G-d wants us to be clean. So to go a whole week without showering is crazy. Or to call your mikvah bath a shower is also pathetic. Number 2, G-d blessed us with some form of currency. Most of us have the ability to buy soap.

As for well built, shmekidik you're a fool. If you ever get to the age of 90, allow me to punch your stomach to see if you are "WELL BUILT"

 

Hey Anonymous at 8:13. Do you have some inside information? I think Shmekidik is just playing games with everyone on this blog. You would all be better off ignoring his stupidity. Such people are to be ignored and they fall off the face of the earth. Let's all take an oath right now to ignore Shmekidik.

 

Why say it's Chassidim that don't shower? There are other people too that lack hygeine. The fact that he focuses on this group is a problem. He must hang with the wrong crowd cuz the Cxhassidim I know are very clean. Shmekidik is probably a real slob and this is how he compensates for it.

 

I second that

 

Shmekedik your efforts to have all other chassidim adopt your lifestyle is based on two big misconceptions.

1) That all chassidim have a shlanger as short as yours.

2) That all chassidim as a result experience your self-insecurity and inferiority complex.

Please be advised in the large number of cases assumption number 1 is incorrect, and in that minority cases were it IS correct, you are still wrong on assumption number 2.

As these points have been cleared, I beleive you will be able to better understand the general apathy to those issues which concern you most.

 

hey, mr. shmekidik. R u married? If yes, do u have such high standards for your wife, poor soul? Do you go nuts every time she wants a cookie, or works up a sweat cleaning your gym clothes? Do you make her work out? Oops, I forgot. It's the men you're busy with. You're probably a faygalah.

 

So shmekidik you go to the kosher gym which days and what time

 

Shmekidik, u popular guy! i agree with u, a lot of chassidim stink which isnt exactly a kiddush Hashem, but its not something to be said in public...

 

hey, ssmekidik! Do you work? sounds like u have lots of free time.

 

And you pay your self to do the job to get the word out that Chassidim should dress well, be clean, work out, and smell good

 

sounds like a great job shmekdik.
are you hiring?
i could randomly insult people if it pays.

 

U know the saying the truth hurts? Evident on this post that's for sure! Obviously we're generalising here but yeh, along with the French, someone should introduce these people to personal hygiene... Truth is though this post was a captition competition, not a waging of war...

 

DUDE! GET A LIFE! Seriously, what the hell do you expect to gain from spending every breath telling other people how to look and smell!?! I cannot fathom what it is that makes you focus so much of your attention on sucha cause.. unless of course you are gay. Hmmm.. that explains it...

 

I aint neva seen someone so obsessed with personal hygiene! Looks like all ur doin is windin ppl up instead of helpin out but hey - u made me laugh so... shkoach!

 

Hell: Shkoaching for a laugh that comes from Loshon Horah and Rechilus, not to mention immaturity and pettiness?! Dudette-you should know better! Go shopping or something!lol! x

 

Haaaaaaa! "Ohhh nooo!" Ok, now for my caption: "I hear you can make a fortune flogging them on ebay!"

 

no, those prices are before the hotel room

 

hotel room? okaaay...
shmeky, i tel u, a lot of Chassidish men dont have BASIC manners - so wot's more important, that or their hygiene? In any case, i'll let u know if it's roses i'm smelling next time i'm around a bunch of such pious men!

 

Hell: A lot of non jews dont have basic manners either. Manners have a lot to do with upbringing... stop attacking the chassidim, you're pissing me off, and ShmeckDick... You're beginning to sound like a broken record. The type of guys u want as your audience arent reading this, let alone using the internet so go blow your fuse in Shul or at the Mikvah or perhaps concentrate on doing maasim tovim that will merit the bringing of mashiach and the end of your senseless crap. It is sad that you openly and proudly admit that your goal in life is to 'spread the word' to help the Am Hanivchar smell good. How about setting goals to be a true Ovad Hashem, good caring husband and father and a goimel chesed to your family and community. And DONT DARE SAY UR DOING CHESSED TO UR COMMUNITY BY SPREADING THE WORD THAT CHASSIDIM NEED TO SHOWER MORE OFTEN OR I'L HAVE UR HEAD. OR BETTER YET, I'L CONFISCATE YOUR DEODRANT.

 

shmedik- You have a NASTY personality. If you slander a group of people for a living, you need to see a psychologist. I will stress another point- Are you a chossid to know that they dont wear deoderant? Are you a chossid to say that they all have yellow teeth? Lies- thats what I call it - cut it out before you get yourself into MAJOR trouble.

 

"If you slander a group of people for a living, you need to see a psychologist."

maybe he is in public relations and that is how he spins the message. As much as i love yidden there are alot of farshtunkeners around. Hygene is very important.
why in the heimishe yeshivas thousands of kinderlach use the samw towel in the bathroom?

 

I was not trying to scare you off. All i was trying to say was there are many FAR more important issues within the heimishe community that need seeing to and its frustrating to see how much effort you are willing to put into degrading and slandering against a whole sect. I have agreed that you do have a point about chassidish hygiene but dont you have any decency or shame? Do you not think there are better ways of tackling the problem? Do something concrete other than blasting off and off and off... and off.. and off.. all im saying is have a little sensitivity, be less obnoxious and try be more productive. You're not the first person to notice lax hygiene amongst chassidim and yet you're the only one kicking up sucha stink (no pun intended) Perhaps you can see to it that batei midrashim have contracts with cleaning companies that collect daily all the towels and return them fresh? Hell..i dunno the way these things work but just DO somethin.. stop barking, coz your ''getting the word out'' isnt gonna do a damn thing.

 

Shmekedik is right, but he is saying it in an insulting manner that will not attract many people to his way of thinking. It is good for any and everybody, chassidish and non-chassidish, frum and frei, Jewish and non-Jewish, to observe proper hygiene and take care of their bodies. There is a tendency within the frum world to regard anyting oustide of Torah and as meaningless and "hisyavnus" with the possible exemption for divrei chol to enable people ot make a living and support a family which feeds into neglect on the part of many frum people. Fairly or not, while you find people who neglect these matters in all communities, when chassidim fail to take care of themselves as best as they can they are seen as representing all frum Jews, and by extension, all Jews, even non-religious ones (many goyyim don't distinguish between us, believe it or not, and regard frum black hatters as the "standard" Jew. Therefore, shmekidik IS correct to urge his fellow chassidim to do their best, to strive to look their best and yes -- even smell their best! (How many times have I heard from non-frum Jews about smelly chasidim, even if it is untrue that many or even most don't!) It may be unfair to judge the whole group by the actions, behaviours or hygeine of a few, but the world at large does, so shmekidik is right to urge people to try and do a better job of taking care of themselves-because it would be a huge kiddish ha shem if they do! He is wrong in the way that he writes, however. He needs to moderate his tone to and not insult to win over people to his way of thinking.

 

Michoel - i cudnt hav put it better myself - nice one

 

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