Thursday, May 13, 2004
45,000 'Avodah Zorah' sheitlech for sale on eBay
For a great deal on 45,000 sheitlech check out this auction, guaranteed to have at least something for everyone.
Auction Description:
Stock of 45,000 beautiful wigs. Wigs have never been used other than as tools in mild forms of pagan worship, unconventional Indian religious rituals and mild usage in ulra-orthodox Jewish circles. Seller takes no responsibility for any injuries, damage, harm or detriment that may result due to the presence of satanic or modern-orthodox spirits hovering in or around the wigs. These wigs are easy to care for and require nothing more than semiannual cleansing in unfiltered New York City water. Items are currently being stored at a secret undisclosed location and will be shipped via Moishe's moving company upon receipt of payment. Cash STRONGLY preferred. All styles, long, short, hat-falls, falls...full color selection!
pictures are displayed on our models @ www.onlysimchas.com (check out the Lag B'omer weddings for newest arrivals!)
(since any benefit is assur, the money will be burnt)
Auction link
For a great deal on 45,000 sheitlech check out this auction, guaranteed to have at least something for everyone.
Auction Description:
Stock of 45,000 beautiful wigs. Wigs have never been used other than as tools in mild forms of pagan worship, unconventional Indian religious rituals and mild usage in ulra-orthodox Jewish circles. Seller takes no responsibility for any injuries, damage, harm or detriment that may result due to the presence of satanic or modern-orthodox spirits hovering in or around the wigs. These wigs are easy to care for and require nothing more than semiannual cleansing in unfiltered New York City water. Items are currently being stored at a secret undisclosed location and will be shipped via Moishe's moving company upon receipt of payment. Cash STRONGLY preferred. All styles, long, short, hat-falls, falls...full color selection!
pictures are displayed on our models @ www.onlysimchas.com (check out the Lag B'omer weddings for newest arrivals!)
(since any benefit is assur, the money will be burnt)
Auction link
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