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I like to read the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal.

 

I love chaptzem, and think there should be a print edition, so I'll have what to read on Shabbos.

 

new york post.

 

The Mishpacha ROCKS

 

playboy!!
definitely

hustler sometimes

 

Chumas and rashi

 

i love the newest magazine. now you know we were taking pictures its called HEIMISHE IN HOUSECOATS. read the article titled bursting the stubble bubble vible had enough and grow back there hair.

 

i read homodia

 

Der Yid, Der Blatt

 

I like reading the chumash.

Its author is top rate!

 

After Seudah Shenis, I like to rest a while and read a well-written biography of tzadikim - I'm now reading "Rabeinu Hakodesh M'Shiniva" - packed full of Torah, musar, and an inspirational glimpse into the life of a tzadik.

 

Wall Street Journal!!! The BEST!! and THE SHOMRIM BLOTTER!! lol

 

The New York Sun
and some tech junk

 

i like to read a real shverer ktzois. reminding me of real values.

 

I read BP Graphics, the Lakewood Weekly and the Brisker's Whisker's.
Also, the Shoprite flyer; it makes my Shabbos just knowing how much money I will save the following week on Aunt Sally's Gefilte fish and chally rolls.

 

I`ll read any boob mag, I can pick up in the city.

 

I am a Satmar girl but love to know the latest hollywood gossip and fashion so here is my list.

1)people magazine
2)us
3)in touch
4)enquierer
5)star
6)globe
7)examiner

maybe the jewish press and the blat.

I spend like $25.00 every Friday who cares it keeps me entertained when hubby is in shul or when my yachna friends dont bother me or come over.

sshhh does that make me a shiksa? don't tell.

 

To all the men reading porn magazines where do you hide it from wife and kids? don't tell me in your tefilin bag? what do you tell them you took a million laxatives and need to go to the bathroom do your thing? or you read it when your wife is asleep?
how ignorant some women are. WAKE UP!

 

Der Blatt

 

There is no need to go out and spend money for reading material.

There is plenty of it for free in your house.

Here are some examples:
Cereal Box
Bleach Bottle
Diaper Box
Soda Bottle
Yougurt Container.
Toothpaste Tube.

etc...........
Enjoy.

Also i like to read my palm.

 

to all the men here who read porn magazines: y waste money on magazines when u have a wife at home, i mean u can strip her for free and its live too. instead of just seeing the boobs u see in the magazines u can actually touch them, isnt it more intresting... i dont know how ur not ashamed of urself, and to post it online too, ppl can find out who u r its not that hard.... just take off that chassidish costume if ur not even following rules, i dont get this. ur just making a BIG chillul hashem all the goyim out there think that all jewish ppl r big fucking seekers. the litvish ppl r even better then u, u have a rebbe u "follow" they dont and they're much better off then all of u chassidish assholes!! wake up ladies!!! y do u trust ur husbands so much? get that head of urs out of the sand and start looking around u. ur husbands r not as inoccent as they look or claim to be. SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!

 

I read only Ponim Chadashos. At least I know it's all bubbamaises!

 

Kol holom kilo I LOVE TO SEE ALL THOSE COLORED BEKISHES ON THE REBBES HA HA
i

 

btw, anonymous who wrote on jan. 13: im not a litvak and im a girl and not a man and NO i dont read or look at any porn magazines they r disgusting...
so u go and get a life!!!

 

Kol HaOlam Kulo

 

You have to buy it!!!
"How to Win Friends & Influence People" Dale Carnage,So good!!!
This book is like a cheesecake!!!
Price? new $7.00 (Cheap)
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Brocho V'Hatzlocho !!!!

 

I know it's friday and i'm not supposed to be on the net but i snuck on. What Lakewood Jew needs a porno mag anyway. I just took care of things with my wife (or she took care of me) several hours back and we fell asleep. I snuck out to the computer as always. I suggest getting on the internet where the better porn sites inspire a "second coming" or to speak, it beats (the pun) having the wife find a dirty magazine under the mattress or elsewhere...Don't want to break too many rules so its time to beat it (another pun)....SHALOM to all and hopefully God doesn't watch what i'm doing for the next ten minutes hello anonymous satmar girl

 

THIS POST IS FOR ALL THOSE SHMUCKS OUT THERE WHO READ/SURF PORN, AND TO THE GIRL WHO TELLS THEM TO STRIP THEIR WIVES( YOUR PRETTY SICK IF THATS HOW YOU TALK ABOUT WOMEN):
I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE NOT EMBARRASED TO ANNOUNCE ON A WEBSITE ALL THE SHIT YOU DO. ONE DAY ALL THIS WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU AND YOU WILL BE SO DEEP IN IT YOU WONT KNOW HOW TO GET OUT. I HOPE YOU ALL GET CAUGHT AND YOUR WIVES LEAVE YOU HOWEVER BAD THEY ARE THEY CAN DO BETTER THEN YOU SHMUCKS.

 

This last guy is what we would call a prudish little fagala who spend far too much of his childhood secretly wearing his sister's clothing. Je must have gotten caught because thats why he hopes everyone out there having fun gets caught. That's why he is anonymous. At least we know how he has spent many a shabbos!!!!!Everyone ignore this toilet head

 

To Anonymous who called my friend a schmuck--We're all Jews, but here in America you can pretty much do whatever you want to do in your own home. You can check things on the internet and can say whatever you want to in reason. Get lost and bury your head in sand if you don't agree. people can read anything they want to in their own home-toothpaste tubes, the Mishpacha or dirty magazines...get out of our country if you don't like it. In the very least kindly leave the New York/New Jersey area so we can comment in peace. May the Lord urinate on you (only you)for swearing on this website as well

 

I am shocked that this website is full of people are just no ashamed of what they do. this is not an issue about being frum, chassidish or litvish this is am issue of morals. I am not shocked that people like you go on porn wesites, what shocks me is that you see nothing wrong with it. the truth hurts thats why you are all picking on the guy who said it, and he is right! YOU ARE ALL SHMUCKS! by the way i am female.

 

go to chatzarhakodesh.com to watch the great REBBE BENTZION SHLITA!!

 

what is a female doing surfing the internet anyway at 2 am...ye should be in bed where any self respecting female should be and not roaming the internet like a lady of the evening...no class

 

kindly note that the beloved female somehow knows the "slang" term for "pornographic websites" is porn. Wonder how she knows that????? INTERESTING!!!That means it is not so foreign to her. Nice lady though otherwise

 

the two best of you out there are the ones reading cereal boxes and soda bottles and the one reading the globe and inquirerer, star and people magazines.

 

are u tryuing 2 say that the female in questionh is a prstitute?

 

OY VAI!! so sad yet so humourous - lets face it i know plenty litvish gits who like porn so to just say its chassishe blokes is so sad and naive - in any event what harm is really done as long as it stops there and you dont take it further by going out to "the ladies of the night" - try looking at porn with ur spouse - much more fun.

 

The Blober continues to suck

 

DUH!!!! I can talk bout the women in wtvr way i want especially when im part of them... and ye women r just soooooo naive that they just dont chap wat their husbands do which is rly sad!!!
P.S: btw shmuck, i think im right that i said bout stripping their wives cuz hello they wouldnt go seek porn if they had better things to do in their lives...

 

why would a man with any self respect satisfy himself with ugly pictures of women he can never touch? it is also immoral, and i'm pretty sure there is some halachah out there against it. i wouldn't know, cause i'm a woman, and i don't have time to check it out, too busy (ahem) with my husband, so he doesn't have to satisfy himself....

 

very good there! i rly like ur post!!

 

All you sick porno's are puttin me off life! i thought there were some decent people out there...