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How does one get a license to sell insurance when they don't speak the language that the exam is in?

Anyhow, all they need is to post a sign "Hablamos Yiddish ONLY" and then we will know.

 

what about "you deserve it personal service"? or "we will price you" if you started correcting yuo might as well complete the job, "HAMSCHIL BEMITZVAH OMER LO GEMAR".

 

better, but it still needs some work

 

Forget about spelling, what about the beautiful smile that practically assures you of a warm reception and a pleasant experience.

 

LoL at the last comment. Very true! I feel bad for the schmuck that actually uses this service.

 

I don't care if he can't spell bottom line he saved me money on my car insurance in less than 15 min at a good reliable insurance comp. like allstate ect. soo dont use his service go to the companys that spend alot of money on marketing and after 15 min you will pay more then by giving this guy a try why ..by not using a fancy marketing company he is saving money so he can give over the savings to you

 

hey anon! is your real name aron baum?

 

Look, maybe he does save people money, and is doing so honestly and is reliable. BUT, a bad advertizement is worse than none at all. I may have tried him by word of mouth alone, yet, after seeing this photo of a gumba, who looks like he will break your thumbs and knee caps for the slightest reason, I am not so sure I would use him, even if he prices me, whatever that may mean.

 

BEFORE CRITICIZING ANYBODY WITH THEIR SPELLING, LET US FIRST TEACH SOME ENGLISH TO MOST OF OUR COMMENTATORS

 

People, take a walk around BP or WB and you shall see that THIS ad is on the better side of English 101. How about those "All fish for you live", "Come and enjoy us for dinner", "We kasher our livers every 3 days", "Not to parking in storefront", "Testy herring and other", "Our fallafel has more balls", and finally "Buy your wife for this Yom Tov a gift. We will personally service her". I have been enjoying these for years now, why don't you. Like your friendly Korean grocer's sign proudly says "Life short, enjoy making"

 

Me thinks this ad is bogus. Notice how the word "tried" in the circled area was written as "try" in an earlier post of this same ad, which can be viewed by clicking on "lerent some English" on top of this page.

 

People, take a walk around BP or WB and you shall see that THIS ad is on the better side of English 101. How about those "All fish for you live", "Come and enjoy us for dinner", "We kasher our livers every 3 days", "Not to parking in storefront", "Testy herring and other", "Our fallafel has more balls", and finally "Buy your wife for this Yom Tov a gift. We will personally service her". I have been enjoying these for years now, why don't you. Like your friendly Korean grocer's sign proudly says "Life short, enjoy making".

Those are HYSTERICAL, seriously I laughed out loud. My new motto in life - Life short, enjoy making.

 

I forgot to add our very own press typos and ads. There are quite a few photos in my collection of signs and clippings that will make a stone laugh. Some my favorite ones are "A Yeshiva High School is looking to hire an older bachur to sleep with the boys", "If you have indigestion and bloating don't suffer silently", "If you are considering suicide, and think that nobody wants to listen, call -------- now and leave a message", "Dr. ---- has a 40 year experience of hemorrhoids. Non-surgical treatments take only few visits. Start going now", and of course - "The funeral parlor of Peter Yerem wishes all its clients a Happy New Year"

 

I Think the funniest pic in my colection is a pic of a sign on a farm in the English countryside that reads "No trespassing! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

 

Geico is besser.