Saturday, November 29, 2008

Kabbalah - It's not just a drink anymore 

No problem too big or too small for Kaballah.

Sent in by a Chaptzem reader

From The Jewish Press

I'm so gratified that he has long distance therapy. My cat has a bad case of hairballs and she gets carsick.


No different than Rabbi of Our Generation XYZ who is "visiting" Brooklyn from Israel and can cure everything from lack of marriage partner to hernia. Just visit him at his relatives' apartment in Boro Park and fork over some douugh and you will be healed/saved/invigorated/whatever.


Why not?

As the famous Gaon, Rav P.T. Barnum, ZT"L, said,
"It is immoral to let a sucker keep his money."


Someone smart needs to start hawking other things in Judaism and claim the power over kaballah.

Can you imagine Bottled Mayim Achronim from Rebbes which is said to be very holy. How about mikvah water?

Maybe someone could market candle ash from holy peoples candles.


The Rebbe's mikvah water is being done by Lubavitch already, and many miracles are purported to have happened.


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