Wednesday, May 24, 2006
A slogan please?
Most Yiddishe neighborhoods have a slogan, i.e., Lakewood - Ier Hatorah, and Boro-Park does not, but desperately needs one.
Can you come up with one?
Post your proposed slogan that most appropriately describes Boro-Park.
Most Yiddishe neighborhoods have a slogan, i.e., Lakewood - Ier Hatorah, and Boro-Park does not, but desperately needs one.
Can you come up with one?
Post your proposed slogan that most appropriately describes Boro-Park.
Comments:
The Official Chaptzem WebLog -- The One and Only Heimishe News Center.???????????????????????
is this NEWS?
is this NEWS?
A PLACE FOR EVERY JEW! (THERE IS NO OTHER PLACE IN THE WORLD THAT WILL ACCEPT ANY JEW AS HE IS -WHEVER HE WEARS A KIPA YARMULKA HAT OR SHTREIMAL OR SHE WEARS A SKIRT PANTS OR SHORTS)
Welcome to Boro Park, home of the world's greatest cholent (Deli 52- make sure you ask for the "Gottleib's cholent").
Boro Park- just leave your car anywhere.
Boro Park- come on, Bobov can't fight forever.
Boro Park- come for the insurance fraud, stay for the WIC fraud.
Boro Park, home of the world's nicest esrogim (really true!).
Boro Park- believe it or not, but the parking in Williamsburg is EVEN WORSE.
Boro Park- nu, so where else are you going to live? Flatbush? Why don't you just put on a knitted kipa, you freier. Feh.
Boro Park- we've got lights and sirens!
Boro Park- 90% of us are really nice people. You only hear about the 10%.
Boro Park- nu, so where else can you purchase a three story house on a 30 by 60 foot lot with underground parking for a millio dollars? Except Hong Kong.
Boro Park- otherwise you'd have to go to Yerushalayim t see Chasidim riot.
Boro Park- the nicest frum neighborhood on Earth, more or less.
Boro Park- convenient to the F train and the B11.
Boro Park- just leave your car anywhere.
Boro Park- come on, Bobov can't fight forever.
Boro Park- come for the insurance fraud, stay for the WIC fraud.
Boro Park, home of the world's nicest esrogim (really true!).
Boro Park- believe it or not, but the parking in Williamsburg is EVEN WORSE.
Boro Park- nu, so where else are you going to live? Flatbush? Why don't you just put on a knitted kipa, you freier. Feh.
Boro Park- we've got lights and sirens!
Boro Park- 90% of us are really nice people. You only hear about the 10%.
Boro Park- nu, so where else can you purchase a three story house on a 30 by 60 foot lot with underground parking for a millio dollars? Except Hong Kong.
Boro Park- otherwise you'd have to go to Yerushalayim t see Chasidim riot.
Boro Park- the nicest frum neighborhood on Earth, more or less.
Boro Park- convenient to the F train and the B11.
Boro Park-Catch a minyan (any minyan) any time of day
Boro Park- The home of the Eruv wars
Boro Park- where Jewish kids throw eggs at you
Boro Park -where the Rabbis look up your skirt to ensure proper length
Boro Park- "oy eet feels just like back in Hugaree"
Boro Park- Where you can drive a lexus and receive foodstamps galore
Boro Park- Theres a shteeble on every block but you still wont go in there.
Boro Park- 'nuff said
Boro Park- The home of the Eruv wars
Boro Park- where Jewish kids throw eggs at you
Boro Park -where the Rabbis look up your skirt to ensure proper length
Boro Park- "oy eet feels just like back in Hugaree"
Boro Park- Where you can drive a lexus and receive foodstamps galore
Boro Park- Theres a shteeble on every block but you still wont go in there.
Boro Park- 'nuff said
most of you above sound like decent people put for those out there bringing up wic checks and food stamps rioting and eggs beware! there are "goyim" out there who may come acrros this blog and fuel their hatred toward the "chareidim" so why make a "chillul hashem"?! remember for this sin there is no "kaporah" except "missa"! (death) for the sake of being "cute (?) it just ain't worth it! especialy when you keep your identity annnymous!
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