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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

A slogan please?

Most Yiddishe neighborhoods have a slogan, i.e., Lakewood - Ier Hatorah, and Boro-Park does not, but desperately needs one.

Can you come up with one?

Post your proposed slogan that most appropriately describes Boro-Park.

Comments:
HIES TZVISHIN DER DUCHENAH

 

Eruv Rav?

 

Ier belangt nisht do?

 

Ier zent Meshuga?

 

Ier mit Mier?

 

The Official Chaptzem WebLog -- The One and Only Heimishe News Center.???????????????????????
is this NEWS?

 

Boro Park -- leave off the UGH for... Better yet, Boro Park -- UGH!

 

I think the best name would be OLD WILLIAMSBURG, as that's what it is.

 

My Rebbe is bigger than your Rebbe

 

Boro Park- The Crazy Planet!!

 

Shnurer Park, or
Booty Park is what it should be called

 

Boro Park, the only place where you eat a bowl of chulent and then fart publicly!

 

Boro Park: The World's Competitive Eating Capital!

 

A PLACE FOR EVERY JEW! (THERE IS NO OTHER PLACE IN THE WORLD THAT WILL ACCEPT ANY JEW AS HE IS -WHEVER HE WEARS A KIPA YARMULKA HAT OR SHTREIMAL OR SHE WEARS A SKIRT PANTS OR SHORTS)

 

Boro Park - it's not a Borough and you can't park! What's the deal with that?

 

style town

 

iyr hamclokies

 

Dem Ier iz nisht far mier

 

don't try to park here.

 

Welcome to Boro Park, home of the world's greatest cholent (Deli 52- make sure you ask for the "Gottleib's cholent").

Boro Park- just leave your car anywhere.

Boro Park- come on, Bobov can't fight forever.

Boro Park- come for the insurance fraud, stay for the WIC fraud.

Boro Park, home of the world's nicest esrogim (really true!).

Boro Park- believe it or not, but the parking in Williamsburg is EVEN WORSE.

Boro Park- nu, so where else are you going to live? Flatbush? Why don't you just put on a knitted kipa, you freier. Feh.

Boro Park- we've got lights and sirens!

Boro Park- 90% of us are really nice people. You only hear about the 10%.

Boro Park- nu, so where else can you purchase a three story house on a 30 by 60 foot lot with underground parking for a millio dollars? Except Hong Kong.

Boro Park- otherwise you'd have to go to Yerushalayim t see Chasidim riot.

Boro Park- the nicest frum neighborhood on Earth, more or less.

Boro Park- convenient to the F train and the B11.

 

Chainik Hocker - Its "Guttman's" Chulent not Gottlieb's.

 

NOT Boro Park but...

DOUBLE PARK

 

Where Jews without Torah or Yiddidishkeit can live full of their own arrogance

 

Boro Park-Catch a minyan (any minyan) any time of day

Boro Park- The home of the Eruv wars

Boro Park- where Jewish kids throw eggs at you

Boro Park -where the Rabbis look up your skirt to ensure proper length

Boro Park- "oy eet feels just like back in Hugaree"

Boro Park- Where you can drive a lexus and receive foodstamps galore

Boro Park- Theres a shteeble on every block but you still wont go in there.

Boro Park- 'nuff said

 

Boro Park-The Melting Cholent Pot

 

Anonymous @ 5:47 PM: Oy, you're right.

Thanks.

 

Jerusalem of America

 

shnurer park

 

most of you above sound like decent people put for those out there bringing up wic checks and food stamps rioting and eggs beware! there are "goyim" out there who may come acrros this blog and fuel their hatred toward the "chareidim" so why make a "chillul hashem"?! remember for this sin there is no "kaporah" except "missa"! (death) for the sake of being "cute (?) it just ain't worth it! especialy when you keep your identity annnymous!

 

boro park
kishka in da mikvah

 

where someone from out of town without the gelt to go to Eretz Yisroel can go "recharge batteries"

 

you guys are so damn silly!

 

ich main nisht central park
ich main nisht prospect park
its up to you mien boro park.

 

chandelier land

 

"you guys are so damn silly!"
anonymous

You guyth are tho damn thilly!!

 

does boro park not have a slogan yet? what about "HUST?"

 

PART OF NEW YORK...

SEPERATE BUT EQUAL.

 

School Bus Capital of the world

 

The one place in the world where you can find whatever.... you are looking for. Try it !

 

Triple Park

 

Boro Park - what a place. Har! Har! Har!

 

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