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Friday, July 21, 2006

Yoily, you da man, I mean da cop, I mean da cop-po! - At least for now.














Future Police Officer Yoily Witriol
This is a photo composite.

New York City Police have gotten their first Hasidic Jew. Joel Witriol was sworn in yesterday to the Police Academy with 134 others.

The 24-year-old has been an auxiliary officer in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.

He will go through a six-month training program before graduating in December.

Because of his religion, Witriol will need exemptions for hairstyle rules, so he can keep his beard and side locks.

Although Mr. Witriol was previously denied entrance into the Police Academy due to insufficient college credits, sources zugen yetzt az a phone call tzi Munroe hut ker genimen fin dey problem in alles iz yetzt in ordenung.

Yoily, asach mazel and I hope doze goyishe politzei don't pull your payis too hard.

http://www.9wsyr.com/news/state/story.aspx?content_id=05CAFE60-ADEA-4E82-992F-51ADAC0B6462

Comments:
the daily news said its bullshit?????
i thought he doesnt have enough college credits?

 

college credits? he probably didn't finish 8th grade.

"teacher can igo bafroom"

 

He didnt go to COLLEGE

he went to a yeshiva , he probably got those extra credits from the help of a RABBI

very sick...

 

That hat looks silly with Peyos.

 

will country yossi print the word bullshit in the magazine as well?

 

do you think he will ger tattoos
what happens when he goes on his first arrest on a woman. will he touch her, frisk her cuff her.

 

Chief Ashkenazi Rabbi Yona Metzger is calling on all women to light Shabbat candles this Friday evening, to usher in the Sabbath. In his appeal to Jewish women around the world, Rabbi Metzger points out that the act of kindling Sabbath candles has a special ability to towards achieving personal salvation as well as for the family - the family of the Jewish People.

all gay men should light as well

 

does he get to ride a motor cycle?

 

Is Yoeli going to give tickets to Yoeli?

Oy Vey!!!!!!

 

so cute, looks like a dolie in that hat!
is he an Aharoni or Zally?
that means the other side is FINISHED!

 

Well however he looks, he won't be wearing that uniform for a long time. notice the gold badge and band on the hat, etc. It's an NYPD lieutenant's uniform. maybe in 10 years he can have that uniform. but if he can get in on credits from KJ university anything is possibe. life in the goldene medina is shoen git.

 

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