Monday, November 27, 2006
New Kollel opening in Boro-Park
A new Kollel will be opening in Boro-Park in the near future. The new Kollel which will be called Kollel Sichsuch Avreichem will only accept Yingerleit that are capable of coming up with at least two Halachic scandals per Z'man. Yingerleit that have too much previous knowledge in any solid learning will under no circumstance be allowed to join this Kollel. All Yingerleit that wish to join this Kollel will be farherred by the Rosh HaKollel to make sure that they actually do not know anything more than Der Blatt and Der Yid. As part of the farher the potential Yingerman will have to find at least two things wrong Halachically with the Rosh HaKollel that is farherring him, i.e., small shiur payis, too narrow gartel, too small talis koten, etc. The Kolel will also be doing a lot of information gathering about each potential Yingerman to make sure that they are completely capable of creating havoc throughout the Heimishe world. Yingerleit of this Kollel will need to have a command of the program Microsoft Word and be able to type Yiddish proficiently so that they can make their own pashkevilin at any given time. Any Yingerman that does not live up to their reputation, i.e., the scandals that they find are weak in nature, will be immediately dismissed from the Kollel and have no claim to any back pay whatsoever.
A new Kollel will be opening in Boro-Park in the near future. The new Kollel which will be called Kollel Sichsuch Avreichem will only accept Yingerleit that are capable of coming up with at least two Halachic scandals per Z'man. Yingerleit that have too much previous knowledge in any solid learning will under no circumstance be allowed to join this Kollel. All Yingerleit that wish to join this Kollel will be farherred by the Rosh HaKollel to make sure that they actually do not know anything more than Der Blatt and Der Yid. As part of the farher the potential Yingerman will have to find at least two things wrong Halachically with the Rosh HaKollel that is farherring him, i.e., small shiur payis, too narrow gartel, too small talis koten, etc. The Kolel will also be doing a lot of information gathering about each potential Yingerman to make sure that they are completely capable of creating havoc throughout the Heimishe world. Yingerleit of this Kollel will need to have a command of the program Microsoft Word and be able to type Yiddish proficiently so that they can make their own pashkevilin at any given time. Any Yingerman that does not live up to their reputation, i.e., the scandals that they find are weak in nature, will be immediately dismissed from the Kollel and have no claim to any back pay whatsoever.
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Were you at the Agudah convention? Any word on that?
Comment Credit ---This article posted by 
: November 27, 2006 8:42 AM
: November 27, 2006 8:42 AM
Ditto! Did the Agudah convention come up with any new suggestions about Shidduchim crisis, Kashrus, Bein Udom L' Chaveiro issues, other major issues, Ponevez, blogs? Please update us.
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 27, 2006 9:47 AM
: November 27, 2006 9:47 AM
No, he's busy following child molesters and sexual predators.
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 27, 2006 11:31 AM
: November 27, 2006 11:31 AM
BTW, are you the rosh hakollel of this new kollel?
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 27, 2006 11:31 AM
: November 27, 2006 11:31 AM
what about a ferher of the top 10 chaptzem headlines ??
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 27, 2006 1:20 PM
: November 27, 2006 1:20 PM
I don't understand, first you were in full support of the Yingerman that created the Meal Mart scandal, and now you are against him??
What is your real opinion, or are you just looking to grab headlines.
What is your real opinion, or are you just looking to grab headlines.
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 27, 2006 2:37 PM
: November 27, 2006 2:37 PM
C'mon, I just recently set your blog as my homepage, because I thought it is a place that has current & relevant news.
A posting such as this just diminishes the service you provide to the Frum community
A posting such as this just diminishes the service you provide to the Frum community
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 27, 2006 7:26 PM
: November 27, 2006 7:26 PM
the bal machlokes from williamsburg eliezer kestenbaum is involved here also
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 28, 2006 7:22 PM
: November 28, 2006 7:22 PM
you try to blame it on him guess what i know your upset at him! it wont help you. next time you dont start up with ppl that have so much money and power!!!!! too bad you got it the hard way!!!! i wish you well!!
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 29, 2006 3:24 PM
: November 29, 2006 3:24 PM
Applications can only be submitted with photos of Shver's 6 bedroom, 10 bathroom, decorator decorated Luxury summer home, fully equipped Lexus, and commitment to be Guest of Honor at next dinner with rich friends list.
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 29, 2006 10:56 PM
: November 29, 2006 10:56 PM
The yungerman who created the scandel learned in the Kollel Damsek Eliezer what a coincidence? learning in the kollel of the biggest baal machloke in the world and getting paid from him to go out and creating havoc!!
Comment Credit ---This article posted by : November 30, 2006 9:56 PM
: November 30, 2006 9:56 PM
The Agudah convention criticized a newspaper at the convention, because of their letters to the editor, does anyone know which newspaper they were referring to?
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Comment Credit ---This article posted by : December 02, 2006 11:54 PM
: December 02, 2006 11:54 PM
